is this heaven or
heaven. yes.
can i have this
I believe this is called an asylum and you guys really don’t want to be there
No you’re wrong
The walls and floors look fluffy and so I could throw myself at the wall then bounce off the floor and it would be the best thing ever.
I dreamed a dream of a successful text post
life has killed a dream I dreamed
Flamethrowers.
for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
Calm it down, JigSaw.
well played
My aunt used to do this to me
I said it was because my other friend Lilly and I weren’t fangirling about him.
so then we started fangirling about him.
:oh my god his hair is so hot
:and his eyes are so dreamy
:and that smile could melt iron mountains
:oh my god he is so hot
:do you remember that one time when I shared a coke with Austin
: OMG! you shared a coke with him?!
he was not amused
• I want to be buried in a pink coffin
• Every thing at the funeral to be an obnoxious shade of pink
• Leave ridiculous requests for my loved ones
Such as
• I want to be buried with all of my loose change, all 32 bags of it and have someone to count through them and have the amount written on my grave stone
• Have part of me cremated and throw the ashes on Ben Barnes or David Tennant, maybe both
• Hand deliver letters that I wrote prior to my passing (that i wrote on TARDIS blue paper) to all the people that I want to know what I truly thought of them, and then make them write me a reply and put them on my grave face down so I can read them
• Have a screen at the funereal that plays all the saddest moments from Disney and Doctor Who
• Have all the lines from the sermon be a reference to my favorite fandoms
• Don’t burry me in a state that begins with a W or ends with an A
• And finally have a kind and loving message from me be played in front of everyone then have it cut of and show a picture of trollface which makes you realize that the first word of every sentence I said was the lyrics to “Never gonna give you up”
